Getting those crazy kids together

I X’d Babs to have him come visit the Maison…purely innocent, you understand. Didn’t get a response, but I hope to Hades he does pop on by. I got a surprise for ‘im!

Sure enough, the door opens, and his Babsness strolls in, looking amused.

“You know,” he says conversationally, “I really thought I’d been slipped some sort of hallucinogenic drug when your owl showed up. Did you do that to the poor creature, or did it come to you that way?”

“Fell into a vat of blue dye, he did,” I explain, throwin’ my arm around his shoulders. “How ya doin, Babs?”

“I’m doing well,” he smiles, “Better, now that I’ve seen you, of course.”

“Aww, flattered I am,” I say, batting my eyelashes. “Well Sweetie, I got a surprise for you’s gonna cheer ya up further!”

“Mmm, you’re going to get naked in your office and let me cover you in chocolate sauce?” he smirks, “Am I on the right track?”

“But first!” I say, leading ‘im down the hall. “I got somebody you’re gonna wanna seeeee-eeeee!”

“Oh yes?” he asks, left eyebrow raised, “Your twin is already naked in your office with chocolate sauce? Two for the price of one?”

“Close,” I say. “Nope, your girlfriend’s back in town.”

Babs looks at me curiously, “I’m sorry, dear, I thought you said girlfriend. Sure;y you’ve noticed that my tastes of late have leaned more toward the testosterone side of the spectrum. And who do you mean, anyway?”

“You’ll see!” I sing and lead him into Doxie’s room.